you guys better buckle your chinstraps

((OOC: Falcon went straight from the springs to stay at Otacon's and play videogames until the effects wore off. He did not come back to school, so unless you ran into him at the springs, your character should not know he spent four days as a ten-year-old (they might be able to put two-and-two together though). Just throwing that out there 'cuz I've seen some students saying "Oh yeah, and Falcon's a kid too". They wouldn't have seen him.))
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( Private to self, unhackable. )
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Sorry for the unexpected absence. Guess I caught a bug at the springs or something, spent the last four days puking my guts out. But I'm feeling better now. A lot better.

So I'm back with a few announcements and loads of crap to do, as always.

Dimentio, Ganondorf, you're up. Please come to my office ASAP. I have a few things I'd like to ask the two of you.

Speaking of which...Minch, I'm currently getting permission from Headmaster Hand to interrogate teachers regarding the recent break-ins. And frankly, you're not on my nice list anyway...especially not right now.

It's also come to my attention that I have a couple of students to talk to for non-shenanigan related issues. Smee, you're free to stop by any time this week. Jeff...uh...how does next week sound? I know you're pretty...busy lately so I hope that's convenient. If anyone else has unfinished business with me, please let me know, I'll schedule a time for you.
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( Private to Snake, Samus, Otacon, Jeff, Tony, Ollie and Luigi, Unhackable. )
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( Private to Snake, Samus and Otacon, Unhackable. )
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( Private to Jeff, Unhackable. )
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( To the guys: Surge, Linebeck, and Goose. )
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( To Ionia. Lucas, please show her how to read this. )