raced_god | Brace yourselves, this is a long one.

((OOC: Falcon went straight from the springs to stay at Otacon's and play videogames until the effects wore off. He did not come back to school, so unless you ran into him at the springs, your character should not know he spent four days as a ten-year-old (they might be able to put two-and-two together though). Just throwing that out there 'cuz I've seen some students saying "Oh yeah, and Falcon's a kid too". They wouldn't have seen him.))
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After four days of being ten, I'm really depressed about being thirty-seven.

I feel old.
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Sorry for the unexpected absence. Guess I caught a bug at the springs or something, spent the last four days puking my guts out. But I'm feeling better now. A lot better.

So I'm back with a few announcements and loads of crap to do, as always.

Dimentio, Ganondorf, you're up. Please come to my office ASAP. I have a few things I'd like to ask the two of you.

Speaking of which...Minch, I'm currently getting permission from Headmaster Hand to interrogate teachers regarding the recent break-ins. And frankly, you're not on my nice list anyway...especially not right now.

It's also come to my attention that I have a couple of students to talk to for non-shenanigan related issues. Smee, you're free to stop by any time this week. Jeff...uh...how does next week sound? I know you're pretty...busy lately so I hope that's convenient. If anyone else has unfinished business with me, please let me know, I'll schedule a time for you.
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I owe you all a massive apology.

I was kind of an ADD/ADHD/God knows what else nightmare as a kid and...I'm really sorry you had to deal with that.

Thanks for letting me stay at your place, Otacon. I probably would have gone crazy otherwise.

Jeff, Tony, Luigi...I really am sorry for running out on you boys. Like I said...ADD nightmare.

Ollie too...Geez, I was a little monster this weekend, wasn't I?

I guess this is just a blanket apology for the whole trip.
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I need a drink and I need a drink soon. I'm not sure how much more of this shit I can take.

This weekend, my place, pleaaaaase. The heartswap shouldn't last much longer, should it?

Speaking of which, Samus, if you need anything, please let me know. ~~Even though I'm still kinda miffed that you kicked me in the balls.~~ Jeff and I are pretty close anyway so nothing will look too suspicious. Also...what do you say about getting to work on your gunship?

That goes for you too, Snake, if you're not...back yet.

Oh, almost forgot. I know we all have a lot of shit going on so maybe we can put this on the backburner for now, but I talked to Lucas last week and he told me about Minch's chimera lab. He says it's not even in New Pork City--it's in a separate location, and that we might be able to learn more about the NK Cyborg project there. Just...something to think about.
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We'll talk when this is all over. If I can do anything for you, don't hesitate to ask. I haven't forgotten my promise to you from detention.
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Hey, sorry I couldn't make it on Sunday night. That's about when I started to feel sick so I figured I probably should just take it easy in the room. I'll make it up to you guys sometime, promise.
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...I heard that Jeff and Lucas are teaching you how to use a computer, so I thought I'd leave a message for you.

They've told me a lot about you, Ionia. I know we...haven't met yet but I'd like to soon. You're welcome to come to my class tomorrow if you'd like. Maybe Lucas can take you.

DJ says hi. He misses you.

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[Private Snake, Samus, Otacon, Jeff, Tony, Ollie and Luigi - Unhackable]
Don't worry about it Falcon, I'm glad you enjoyed my cluttered dorm. I know I can't speak for the others, but it really wasn't your fault.
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[Private to Snake, Falcon and Samus- Unhackable]
I'd never thought I'd say this, but I could honestly go for a drink this weekend. Maybe a nice Umeshu or some Chuhai.

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Yeah, you uh...have a lot of neat stuff in there. Heh.

Still, I figured I should apologize anyway. I was a pretty bratty kid.

I think we all could. Don't worry, it's on me.

Meh, happens to the best of us! *shrug* I wasn't feeling all that good that night after the hot springs thing anyway. ~~I ain't going into detail on that.~~ I WAS at the bar then and drinkin', though, but y'know.

Take your time, and whenever ya' can, Falcon, we'll go out and have a ball like we promised each other~

Yeah, it just sucked that it had to happen on my one chance for a vacation. Eh, whatever. I'll live.

I'm feeling much better now though, so we should all go out soon.

Damn, you got sick during the trip? That kind of sucks... Well, at least you're feeling better now, right? Though I suppose that means I can't really blame you for ditching... Don't think you're off the hook that easily! How about a few rounds on you, eh?

Yeah, it happens though. Especially in places full of kids, you know?

A few rounds on me it is. I'm not complaining.

[Private to Falcon - Unhackable]
Umm...is this about what happened this weekend?
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Surprisingly, no. I'm not even going to touch that.

This is about the string of room-raids that occurred last week. Let's just say I got a tip.

No big deal, just come in, answer a few questions so I can make sure you weren't involved.

[Private to Falcon}
...It's-a okay.
I'm-a sorry, too. I-a shouldn't have sat on you, I dunno what got into me.
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Believe me, if I had been in your position, I would have done much, much worse.

~~My parents really do deserve medals, don't they.~~

Hahah, well, I'll-a be sure not to turn into a bratty li'l kid in your care then.

~~Medals and maybe a plaque.~~

It's alright Doug! We at least had a little fun on Wednesday. ((This is regarding if they actually DID go to the park that day. Which I got permission from Whit to say they did.)) I actually had a little bit of fun being nine again. ~~Though quiet frankly I'm GLAD I'm no longer close to my SON'S AGE.~~ You weren't THAT bad Doug, I mean as a father of two I'm used to stuff like that. Besides...I was a little withdrawn as a child. Heheheh...

Yeah...heh...that was kinda fun, wasn't it.

I'm so relieved to be back though, you have no idea.

Don't lie, I was pretty terrible.

It's okay matey. I had fun nevertheless...~~you missed the entire frat-party style humiliation huhuhu~~~

Get well soon though. You seem a little under the weather, if ye know what I mean.

Well that's good. At least you guys had a good time.

Frat party style humiliation, eh? I miss all the fun, apparently.

I WANNA RIDE ON YOUR BUS AGAIN CAPTAIN FALCON :D :D :D :D

I would absolutely drive that bus again if not for the fact that it's probably a pile of scrap metal by now and I owe the bus company a lot of money.

Grandpa Falcon...! *A*
Ionia has wanted for a very long time to meet you! Ionia will not miss your class for anything!

Ionia... misses DJ, too.

~~Ho boy, gotta get used to this "grandpa" thing.~~

Heh, I'll see you in class tomorrow then!

Good to see you're finally feeling better.

[Falcon Only!]

At least you're ~~slightly better behaved as~~ an adult again. Hopefully this body-switch thing wears off soon too. If another teacher flirts with me (or worse) I'll probably ~~cry~~ lose it, ha...

But... er... yeah. It'll be great to finally have that talk once everything's back to normal.

It shouldn't last too long. It's happened here...what, twice already? Though unfortunately this has to be the most awkward one to date...

Seriously, if anyone flirts with you, punch them. It's in character. Or you can always come get me, I'll punch 'em for you.

...Random question but how's Samus doing, if you know? She...hasn't spoken to me since the courtyard. Guess she's just being reclusive as usual.

Just let me know when.

So it's because of one of those Pokemon things, right? How? is there any way to keep it under control?

Oh, feel free to punch Porky whenever you want. Daily even. I should, too.
I, uh, don't know about that Mr. Koopa guy though. I think I managed to scare him off. But at the same time, I might have started something awful.

I've only really seen her in class... But I can't really blame her for being reclusive, especially right now. I'm not entirely keen on talking to too many people like this, you know?

Yeah. Manaphy. It's basically his trademark ability, but he really can't control it yet, unfortunately. Guess he's just gotta grow up a bit more.

Oh, I plan on it.

...Bowser? I uh...I won't ask. But if he gives you more trouble than you can handle don't hesitate to come to me.

Yeah, I figured that was the case. She'll come talk to me when she wants to.

[Private]
It's all right, Mr. Falcon, we understand. You didn't wind up hurt or in trouble as far as I know, so aside from worrying us a little, no harm came of it. Kids will be kids, I suppose?
I'm glad to hear you're back to your usual self again, though. The faculty needs as many strong hands as possible with all of these vandalisms and if you don't mind me saying, I think you're the best man for the job.
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