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ANNOUNCEMENT

It's come to my attention that there has been a recent string of break-ins on campus. More notably, a raid on several girls' dorms.

I know Ms. Aran has stated this already but I can't stress it enough. DO NOT leave your room unlocked and DO NOT leave your belongings unattended.

I'm currently working to find who may be responsible for this. If you have ANY information, you are to let me know IMMEDIATELY. This is not a request. I will keep you anonymous.

Victims, please report any stolen or damaged items ASAP. Students whose rooms have been affected are permitted to utilize the dorm common rooms in the case of extensive damage.

Pranksters, this is your chance to come forward. Confess now and I might let you off a little easier.

Should you choose to continue this behavior, however, know that you will inevitably be caught and punished accordingly.

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I honestly have nothing to do with all this. I know it probably looks bad considering what I did do, but I would never go this far!

I want to help track down whoever did do it, though.

I never for one second thought it was you, Jeff. This was waaaay too intentionally malicious, and I know you'd never do something like that.

I could definitely use your help, though.

A-all right... Thank you.

I think Paula mentioned something to Ness that puts Porky high up on a list of suspects... I wouldn't put it past him, really, but there's no solid proof. Yet.

Mr. Falcon, would you like the list from me now, or wait till I have ALL understanding of what's damaged/maybestolen?

D: I've got a pretty good understanding...but..

Oh! And I'm also up for helping! My nose is a pretty good tool in tracking people down~~

Whatever you think is best. Midna filled me in on a lot of what happened, but a report from both of you couldn't hurt.

She did? Alright then..

I'm still on my offer to provide assistance, though, Mr. Falcon. -nodnod-

Just for the record, our room was locked. Not that it did much good.

Damage wise, I don't think Smeargle and I got hit as hard as some others... Her paints got messed up, some books got messe around with... Stink bugs and condoms.. I think those were the worst bits.

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And I'm missing some particular articles of clothing.

Duly noted. Just threw that out there because Zelda and Peach's room was not.

Thanks for the info. ~~Condoms?~~

You have any idea of who could have done it?

I'm suspicious of at least Ganondorf... But it's just a suspicion. I have nothing concrete to say he did anything. Yet.

I'll look into it.

I am more than willing to help investigate. My dog's not a bloodhound, but he's pretty good at following scents, so he may be of help as well.

Thanks, Flint. The help's appreciated. Let me know if anything comes up.

Oh my goodness. That's just terrible! And we're supposed to be creating a safe, welcoming environment for all of us to live in...

I always make sure to lock the door when I leave the room, and I would be willing to assuming many of the girls do the same...what a predicament...

Just be careful and let me know if you find anything, Tony. Thanks for your concern.

You remember what we told you about Porky at the campfire, right? About the cult he joined, specifically.

Well, I found some blue paint on my possessions. I can't think of it as just a coincidence, as it was only on my stuff...

But maybe Porky was involved. I don't think blue paint could prove anything, though. I can't be 100% sure.

I had my suspicious too...he seems to know a little too much about the infiltration and this sudden desire to help find the culprit doesn't still well with me.

...There are no coincidences. We just have to wait around for more proof, is all.

Thanks for the info.

Vandals? Viciously terrorizing our females! How underhanded! My bean blood just boils thinking of such a thing! I do hope those pesks are properly aprehended, if I see any suspicious activity I shall report immediatley, you have my word!

Thank you Sparkles. Let me know if you find anything.

I just heard about the break-ins too. If you need help catching/punishing ~~especially punishing!~~ these little pranksters, I'd be more than willing to lend a hand in whatever you have in mind.

Thanks Surge. I'll be sure to keep you posted.

Ugh.. does it ever end around here?

Apparently not.

Whatever, I'll find who's responsible. Aaaand punish them accordingly. ~~I used to be a cop I'm supposed to be good at this shit.~~

As much as i agree with you I think we're going to have our hands full with the kids so I dunno if getting plastered at the hotsprings is the best idea. Otacon might drown.

The SECOND we get back. I promise.

If you need help for anything, don't hestitate to contact me. I can ~~hack journals~~ look into any leads you have.

Do you think they'll try this on the teacher's dorms? I could set up a *very discret* camera system.

Yeah, I hack too but I haven't found anything yet.

I dunno, they might. But uh...if they try the teacher's dorms they obviously have no idea what they're getting into, heh. Camera systems might be good though. Maybe in the students' dorms? Not the actual rooms themselves, that might be illegal. But the halls and common rooms, perhaps?

...Suddenly I feel extremely wary about leaving my car in the parking lot.

Yeah, it would definately have to be discreet, least the culprits themselves know what we're doing.

..you think they'd go as far as to damage a teacher's car? They'd need a particularly malicious ringleader to do that.

You don't think it's...

Exactly.

No concrete proof yet though. Just a vague lead.

And he practically gutted my ship, what's to stop him from convincing a few troublemakers to dump a bucket of paint on a very large, very flashy, very expensive faculty vehicle?

But still...it's all so childish.

...paint? My worry was they might throw eggs at it! It does make sense now that I think about it, considering how some of the dorms were...redecorated.

If you really feel they might do this to you, then maybe we could set something up. You have a car alarm installed, correct? Maybe I could beef up its security a bit.

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.

I don't think Porky ever got to that phase.

Hey Falcon, I just picked up a tip from Ivy, though I feel a successful interrogation of this sort might be better left in your hands. ~~Besides, I don't want to steal all your thunder, hehe~~~~

Ivy claims to have seen a purple Pokemon at the time of the break-in. One that casted hypnosis.

Ghastly "Nyx".

If you need help, you know where to find me.

You're awesome Sam. Sent her a message asking her to come to my office.

And believe me, if I need your help, I won't hesitate to ask.

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