raced_god | (no subject)

Never been one for journals but then again, never thought I'd be teaching either. Funny how things work out.

I guess an introduction is in order. I am, of course, the one and only Captain Falcon, but just Captain's fine. Falcon's okay too. Either one, take your pick. I teach physics and coach the football team. Speaking of football, now would be a good time for any potential star players to get down to the field and show me what you've got.

I've been seeing a lot of new staff and students, so feel free to introduce yourselves.

Oh, and before I forget. There's something you should know if you're new around here. Yes, my car is awesome. Yes, it is very, very fast. Yes, it is incredibly hysterical to tamper with faculty vehicles. But please, if you have an inexplicable urge to vandalize transportation, save it for Powalski's scooter...moped...bike thing...or something. This includes keying your name into the side.

Hope to see some of you in the classroom/on the field. ~~Preferably on the field.~~

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I'm trying to remember you but my memories are fuzzy thanks to my two year teaching haitus!

Hey, don't worry about it. There's so many new people around here I can hardly keep everyone straight.

Captain Falcon! I've heard about you around here. Your car looks amazing. But, I can't help but wonder: do you ever get speeding tickets?

Hello Chef! It's nice to meet you.

Heh, speeding tickets? My reputation precedes me, I see. Come to think about it, I've probably gotten an inordinate amount of speeding tickets, but I've yet to meet a cop that drives fast enough to actually give me one.

Hello Falcon, beep! I'm the Smash Fundamentals teacher around here. I'll be sure to keep my (rather large) key away from your vehicle! It looks mighty...expensive, beep.

Honestly, Professor, you are the least of my worries when it comes to leaving my car in the faculty parking lot. Not that I don't respect the might of your key.

Smash fundamentals, huh? I'll have to sit in some time and see what these kids are made of. ~~I'm down a star football player and I'm getting desperate~~If you don't mind, of course.

I will hold another lecture on Monday, feel free to watch, beep.

Ah yes, my key! I borrowed it from Donkey Kong, Jr. many a year ago. Ah good times, beep! ...I don't think I've returned it since.

Psychics eh? What an...interesting way to demonstrate science. Captain Falcon huh? Reminds me of when I was captain of my spaceship. ~~...Sometimes I still get called Captain.~~

Well please to officially and properly meet you Mr. Falcon. ~~I think saying Mr. is right here, even as a former captain it still doesn't seem as formal to address you otherwise...~~

Sure! Physics might be a lot of math, but it's a science in its own right. ~~At the very least, it's a good way to get science credit without dissecting formaldehyde-soaked Pokemon.~~

Another captain, huh? Well there's something we've got in common. And please, just Captain or Falcon is fine. I'm really not used to Mr. Falcon, and it sounds kinda weird. Anyway, thanks for the greeting. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of each other.

Uh huh sure thing Mr. F-erm I mean Captain. Yes it's always great to talk to people I have things in common with.

Physics? Oh wow! I'd love to join your class, Professor!

Well great! Silver, right? I'll be seeing you in class then, kiddo.

Great! I can't wait to start!

Hi, Captain! Physics sounds neat, I'll try to join too!

It is pretty neat, especially if you're a math person. Of course, we do have a fair share of throwing things around and making things smack into each other (in the name of science), so it should be fun either way.

Nice to meet you Falcon. I've seen you around. My name's Samus.

Oh, and don't worry... Leon's scooter is way more fun to vandalize.

Nice to meet you too, Ms. Aran. Looking forward to working with you.

~~That thing practically begs to be messed with.~~

Physics? Well, I always had a knack for science...

I'm not used to not calling my teachers by "Captain", but I'll try my best, Profe--Captain. *clears throat*

You should give it a shot, missy! You'd probably like it.

As for the Captain thing, you'll get used to it; seems like everyone's having some reservations about calling me that. I just feel like "Professor" is a little too formal.

So you're the football coach, sir Falcon?
~~It kinda figures...~~
We'll be seeing a lot of each other! I'll be reporting on sporting events and the like!
And your class does sound interesting!
O-Oh! I'm Pit!

[[OOC: FALCON PAWNCH! >:U]]

Sure am. And...just Falcon's fine. The "sir" business is a little too formal for my tastes.

I look forward to it...Pit, yeah? I'll be seeing you around then.

Oh! A-Alright! Sorry! Yes, s-Falcon, you will!