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[raced_god]

[If you are on the football team (or cheerleading squad, for that matter), you probably received a mysterious package within the past few days. The packages contain brand new football jerseys, individualized to each player, with numbers and everything.

The only problem is that the jerseys read "Smash Academy Flaming Hobos".

It seems to be the work of Capcom High, but seeing as the packages have no return address, their true nature is kind of up in the air (it was totally Capcom High). The coach himself has made no comment on this curious turn of events, simply pretending that the jerseys do not exist, unless directly confronted.

He is still waltzing around with a godawful tan.]

Since finals are coming up, I'll be holding extra office hours and private help sessions for anyone who's having physics trouble. Feel free to stop by anytime during the day.

Just maybe let me know you're coming.

Hey, who's in charge of the library now?

Comments

Guess who just got hers?

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Um, what the hell is with these jerseys?!

[raced_god]

I am not entirely sure.

Just...burn it, or throw it away, or something.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Well are we gonna find out?! Someone needs to pay for it!

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[Knock knock.

Someone is a Flaming Hobo today.]

[raced_god]

It's open.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[Samus is Flaming Hobo #63 today. And the jersey is perhaps one too many sizes too big. Or two sizes too big as evident by collar threatening to slide down one shoulder. She seems to care not.]

Hey.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::What is this. What. Is. This.::

Are these jersey's some kinda joke?

[raced_god]

I would assume so.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Who did it?

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Coach.

Have you seen these jerseys?

[raced_god]

Yes. I have seen the jerseys.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Would the library need to be closed if nobody is in charge?

[raced_god]

No. I just have a question for whoever's in charge now.

[rivalsweetscent]

We're not actually the Flaming Hobos, right?

[raced_god]

No. We're not.

[vianca]

What do you need from the library?

[raced_god]

Are there any books on the history of the school? Or...books on the history of FDC, even.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I'm thinkin' we need a new mascot in light of our name change. Any ideas, Coach?

[raced_god]

The name has not been changed, ergo, no new mascot.

Unless you're volunteering.

[readuringbattle.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am! In charge of the library, that is. Well... so I have been told, anyways. The headmasters gave me the okay, but I have not said anything about it quite yet... I am very excited to be of any assistance.

[raced_god]

Great. I was actually looking for some books on the history of FDC.

[ihaswillpower.livejournal.com]

[After reading the comments, which had given him the impression that you are the coach, Azelf decides to say something]

I wanna be a cheerleader.

[raced_god]

I'm not in charge of the cheerleaders.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

Hey Coach! Can we have a bonfire on the field?

[raced_god]

Yes.