[ACTION/TEXT] this is stupid

[raced_god]

[So, like. There's this vending machine outside the cafeteria.

And Captain Falcon is standing at this vending machine. And he looks extremely upset by this vending machine. Occasionally he kicks it. Or moves around it and shoves it. But mostly he is inspecting this vending machine, contemplating his next move.

Watching.

Waiting.]
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[And then a text post to the network. Like a cool guy.]

There's a Snickers bar stuck in the vending machine outside the cafeteria nobody touch it.
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Are you busy next week?

Comments

[Action.]

[rivalsweetscent]

[Bulba is going in. Going in for the doritos. Kyaputenn Farukon what are you... doing.]

Uh?

[raced_god]

[Oh, hi, Bulba.]

Oh, sorry, did you want to use the vending machine?

[AKSHUNIN]

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[Dodododo-On the way to the cafeteria. Oh hi, Captain Falcon.]

[Whaa- (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2xDJPc-yaM&feature=related).]

...Mr. Falcon?

[raced_god]

[Falcon is currently on the floor, trying to reach up into the vending machine.]

Hey, Mac.

[Text]

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

Now everyone is gonna touch it.

[raced_god]

I'm actually right here at the vending machine.

The message was in case I had to leave for two minutes to get a crowbar, but I don't think I'm that desperate yet.

[ACTION]

[letsa-go.livejournal.com]

[Man you know what would really hit the spot? Some junk food.

Mario roots around in his pocket and pulls out one (1) shiny gold coin and approaches the vending machine-- Captain Falcon why are you kicking it.]

Hey-a... Captain, what are you-a doing?

Re: [ACTION]

[raced_god]

[IT'S MARIO. Hi Mario.]

I'm trying to get my candy bar out of the vending machine.

When'd you get back?

[He is very good at paying attention to the journal network, you see.]

[Private]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[She's going to want to hear fabulous tales of this Unbeatable Snickers Bar later.]

About as busy as I was last week. [So no.]

What's on your mind?

[raced_god]

[It is the most unbeatable.]

Are you at all adverse to playing hooky?

[Action]

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

[Falcon she wants candy too. 8|;;]

... Mr. Falcon what are you even doing?

[raced_god]

My Snickers is stuck.

[KICK.]

[Actiontide]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

...

[This guy. Wants the bag of Doritos.]

How long are you going to just stand there?

[raced_god]

Until I get my candy bar.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::It looks like somebody read your little comment on the journal network and decided to see if you were still down here::

::Oh look, there you are, like some giant baby, crying for his candy::

Having problems, Falcikins?

[raced_god]

[Falcon finally got himself stuck in the vending machine.

He's pretending not to be stuck.]

No. Get lost.

Before Bowbow -- I am good at ordering things

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Oh look who it is walking down the hall. It is Max.::

Hey, sir.

[raced_god]

[He is bodychecking the vending machine.]

Hi, Max.

[noirnovel.livejournal.com]

[A Gideon, Oh No!]
Good afternoon, Mr. Falcon...
What seems to be... our task?

[raced_god]

[Falcon is still stuck in the vending machine but pretending not to be stuck in the vending machine.]

I'm getting a Snickers.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

[Pit was strolling on by holding a cup of coffee HOLDING A GODDAMN CUP OF COFFEE, expecting a casual day where he was not going to be seeing Falcon hold a vicious staring contest with the vending machine.

Now Pit is having a baffled staring contest with the side of his head.]

...

......

Captain? uhwhhuut are you doing?

ok this is pre-stuck in vending machine falcon

[raced_god]

My Snickers bar got stuck.

[Action]

[watermelon-yum.livejournal.com]

[Yoshi has one thing on his mind, and that is food. It's too bad that Scary Teacher Falcon is in the way. Oh no. Not again.]

[raced_god]

[But this is not Scary Teacher Falcon! This is Really Wants a Snickers Bar Falcon.]

Hey, Yoshi.

[porygonal.livejournal.com]

[Oh look. Porygon has come to stare at you and your efforts.

It's just. Standing there. Silent and unblinking, not saying a word.]

[raced_god]

[Falcon is still on the floor with his arm stuck in the vending machine. He is still pretending not to be stuck.]

...Hello. Did you need to. Get a snack.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Problem, Captain?

[Woah hi Goose when did you get right behind him. All he wanted to do was get a Milky Way, and instead, he's treated to an... amusing spectacle.]

[raced_god]

Absolutely everything is under control.