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Captain Falcon ([personal profile] raced_god) wrote2010-12-29 09:27 pm

jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock

[After almost a week of broody introspection, Falcon returned to campus sometime on the afternoon of the 25th, just as promised. He is, however, rather scarce, though he did manage to deliver a few gifts. After the 28th, he is around school again and you might find him jogging around the lake in an almost obsessive fashion.]
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Samus: HARD TO SHOP FOR. Some super fashionable motorcycle goggles with a scan visor (thermal/night vision/a million cool things). Bad action movies from the bargain bin. Champagne. Flowers. A VERY EXPENSIVE necklace because he figures they've reached THAT POINT. The point of very expensive jewelry.

Jeff: A wristwatch-like device that syncs up to the Skyrunner and can summon it from afar. now you don't have to weep about the Gunship anymore. A...a hoverboard. It's like a skateboard only with a G-Diffuser. It's very Back to the Future.

Max: Ankle weights. For your tiny, girl ankles. Now you can lift weights all the time, even in physics class. Some super fashionable sunglasses.

Foozeballs team: Chocolates for everyone yaaaaaay.

Secret Santa Vianca: Everything that was supposed to be for Ionia A gift card to the local bookstore. A fancy-schmancy book clip light. A fancy-schmancy bookmark. A note that says if she needs anything at all, just let him know.
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[Private to Samus] There's something wrong with our scale. [/Private]

[Private; HACKABLE]

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She loved all the presents. ALSO YOU TOTALLY UPSTAGED HER FOR JEFF'S PRESENT YOU SUCK.]

No... I think it's working fine.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you're fifteen pounds off.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Are you seriously texting to the network and scaling at the same time.]

You've been eating all my cookies and chocolates don't think I haven't noticed.

[ACTIONE]

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Ok Samus is sick of dis she is sneaking over WITH UTMOST STEALTH. Tactical Stealth Action Samus here. She's going in for the kill.

SUDDENLY. RASPBERRY ON YOUR LOVE HANDLES.]

I found your fifteen pounds.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Uhuhu no she's totally pinching his sides playfully. He is squishy that is adorable.]

Maybe you're right.

Gunship wouldn't lie, though.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe she should tickle him.]

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[nope T O O B A D she is stealing him off the scale for some more affectionate humiliation]

Come on, it's not that bad.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Make it a New Years resolution.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll even coach you. [As in, swat his hand and yell at him every time he TOUCHES ANY OF HER SWEETS. Until then he will have a Samus embracing his back and poking his tummy.]

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. [Releasing of him.]

...You know, there's more than one way to burn calories.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Just shut up and get naked.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Then you may go jogging afterwards if you so please Douglas.]

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
::Don't worry, I'll be here to make you feel 100% inadequate::

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
::I am never not in the weightroom.::

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-01 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
::how perfect I jog every morning I'll see you around then::

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[MMM LOOK AT ALL THIS CHOCOLATE. WE CAN BE FAT TOGETHER.]

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY NO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3hZ81E-oc8&feature=related)

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
::You know that Knuckles gave Max weighted combat boots.::

::He's going to stomp around like a madman, you know that.::

::And also, what sort of fashion::

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
::My ankles aren't girly they're just... hard to put muscle on, is all.::

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
::Let's see you put muscle on your ankles::

[identity profile] notsotoxic.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[What is she supposed to do with all of these G-diffusers. .... Vianca did not know how to feel about this.]