[VIDEO] DEAR DORM INTRUDER

[raced_god]

[Falcon gives no shits about naked people that are not Ionia. Incidentally, he gives very many shits for naked people who are Ionia.]

You think this is funny? You're sick. Does the word minor mean anything to you, pedophile?

Go ahead, laugh it up. I'm going to find you.

[He leans in REAL CLOSE.]

I'm going to kill you in ways you never thought possible.

[/END FEED HAVE A NICE DAY]

Comments

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[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Even I got to agree with you there. Give them hell.

Re: [Text]

[raced_god]

I will kill them in the name of fathers and father figures everywhere.

texts since the feed is over

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

IT'S REALLY CREEPY.

BUT AT LEAST I THINK WE GOT THEM ALL.

[raced_god]

I set them on fire.

[trick_room]

Wait, who're you gonna kill?

[raced_god]

The sicko who took nude pictures of an underage girl and posted them around the school.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

[Whoaaaa Falcon can be a scary guy!]

[Quick video]:

You get em', Captain!

[raced_god]

I plan on it.

Let me know if you hear anything.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[Inside his mind, his voice sing-songs: SOMEBODY'S GONNA GEEEEEEEEEET IIIIIIT~]

I'll see if the cameras caught anything.

[And he'll probably fail unless Emily's cool with otherwise.]

[raced_god]

Please do.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Kick 'im to the curb, sir.

[raced_god]

I was born to kick these kinds of perverts to the curb.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

If they're over 16, they are legal in the Soviet Union.

[raced_god]

She's not over sixteen.

And this is not the Soviet Union.

[hasmoreberets.livejournal.com]

[This is what Falcon will do to the person.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dqAVkBqBWo

B] y/n]

Uughhh. I can't begin to agree how sick and wrong it was.

[raced_god]

[A thousand times yes.]

Some people are just sick and depraved.

[Private, hackable]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

We already destroyed most of the evidence unfortunately, but from what I remember... it didn't look like there was any real correlation between any of the pictures. They are either very tiny or they have access to some very tiny cameras.

[raced_god]

Very tiny cameras are really not hard to come by at this school.

[porygonal.livejournal.com]

This is... in regards to the photography in the hallways?

I was unaware capital punishment was sanctioned in this school. I will notify you if these photographs have been uploaded anywhere on the network.

[raced_god]

Yes. It doesn't matter, I'm going to kill them anyway.

I would appreciate it if you did.

[Textu]

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to take your class when I wanna learn those different ways. I hope their part of the core curriculum.

[raced_god]

Physics is not necessarily about learning how to kill people, but I imagine you could kill someone with it if you tried.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

[Guess who did not see any nudie pictures of his not!granddaughter because he fled at first sight of the nudie pictures of grown men?]

...What.

[raced_god]

Naked pictures of my daughter.

Text because Max can't make a video

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You figure out who did it and I wanna knock his head off.

[raced_god]

You can have whatever's left when I finish.

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

[Oh no Ionia has no idea what to do. On the one hand, Papa is defending her honor and she ought to at least say thanks. On the other, NOT TALKING FOR FIVE WHOLE YEARS. Also, the entire thing is just incredibly awkward and embarrassing. She kind of just wants to crawl into bed and not mention it and pretty much just pretend it never ever happened.

So that's what she's gonna do.]

[raced_god]

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