ITT: Falcon's problems are the most important problems.

[raced_god]

[Falcon? Mysteriously absent during this whole debacle? Yes? Where was he? Fixing the leak from hell at mommy's house Doing Important Captain Falcon Things and being oblivious to the school's most recent brush with death, of course.]

You people would not believe what I have been through.

Comments

SCREAM

[paneldekickass.livejournal.com]

Re: SCREAM

[raced_god]

[YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND]

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

What happened?

Sorta private I GUESS

[raced_god]

Pipes happened.

And by "happened' I mean "burst" and it was horrible.

Re: Sorta private I GUESS

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well. Someone told the whole school they were poisoned with 24 hours to live and there was only enough antidotes for half of us and we spent the entire time trying to reproduce it only to fail and find out it was all a hoax anyway.

That kind of sucked also.

[raced_god]

So by the time I fixed it there was like two inches of water in the kitchen and I don't understand why she couldn't have just called a plumber because I'm pretty sure I made it worse and now all the floor-level cabinets are a little bit ruined.

...What?

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

Oh. You went away again. Are you actually going to tell me about it this time?

[raced_god]

That was a fast five years.

There was a plumbing emergency.

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

I am typing. Typing is not talking so it does not count.

Oh. You fixed a pipe this weekend. That is nice.

I joined the army.

[raced_god]

It's talking over the Internet. It counts.

It was a very important pipe.

Good. Maybe you'll actually learn something about real life.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

You joined the army? [IF YOU JOINED THE GALACTIC FEDERATION I AM PUNCHING THEM IN THEIR FEDERATION FACES.]

[NO WORDS EVER]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

...

Re: [NO WORDS EVER]

[raced_god]

Don't ellipsis at me.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

I will ellipsis at you all I please and you will not stop me.

At least lunch was nice. She showed me a billion more baby photos when you were busy fighting deadly pipes.

[raced_god]

...I didn't get to have lunch. No wonder the house seemed empty for an hour or so SHE TOOK YOU TO LUNCH AND LEFT ME WITH THE PIPES

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Thanks for your help.

... Even though it turns out I guess I didn't need to.

[raced_god]

Oh. Right.

It makes a lot more sense now, at least.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah well. I sorta. Wanted to go out doin' things I like doin' or things I've always wanted to do.

And I was pressed for time.

[raced_god]

Understandable.

Did it work out, then?

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

What you've been through?

... Heh. Heh. That's a freakin' laugh.

[raced_god]

Uh, yes. It was horrible.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Heh. M'kay.

Think it compares to the whole school thinkin' they're dying?

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

*read goose's comments oops*

How did you almost drown? Did you go swimming and fight a giant octopus uncover a sunken ship full of long lost articles fall asleep in the bath stuff?

Prriiivate

[raced_god]

There was a plumbing catastrophe.

Re: Prriiivate

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Plumbing catastrophe? So what, did the water shoot everywhere and flood the room?