Wherein Falcon pretends that absolutely nothing has happened.

[raced_god]

Sorry for skipping town so suddenly like that. Didn't really want to, but when business comes up, business comes up. I uh...I missed some kind of fluke with the system? I checked out my stuff and I'm still listed as Physics teacher, so. Class as usual on Friday.

Hey, Max. Thanks for taking care of the team while I was gone. I'd tell you to take a night or two off, but I know you won't. As for the rest of the team, I know I ran out the door just as I posted the rosters, so if anyone has any questions, feel free to ask.

Anything else important happen while I was gone?
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Haha I burnt your eyebrows off. Coffee sometime? Or lunch, maybe?
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You two want to come see the new Flyer? Of course you do. There's even a nicer bathroom and everything just for you, Jeff.
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I am...missing several million credits from one of my accounts? The Flyer cost a lot, but not that much--I must be doing some math wrong. Or...forgetting an expenditure or...something.

Ugh. At this rate I'll be going through my computer and balancing checkbooks all night.
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[There are MYSTERY FLOWERS on your desk, Samus. From a MYSTERY PERSON okay so it's not really a mystery when you find the index card upon which is written a sort of not-apology for being such a brat. It's more of a "thanks for putting up with me" note. FALCON REGRETS NOTHIIIING.]

Comments

Private

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

I don't know, Doug. I may want to avoid the risk of having something else burnt off...

Re: Private

[raced_god]

What do you mean?

Re: Private

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

You're not going to even apologize?! Why do you still insist on playing dumb with me? I have evident proof that you were here last week, Andy Summers.

Or, perhaps, you prefer Justin Bailey. That is what Samus told me, and she wouldn't lie.

Now I must find ways to speed up my follicles' growth rate if I want my eyebrows back...

Re: Private

[raced_god]

Wait, what? What about your eyebrows? You have eyebrows?

Re: Private

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

Stop it! You may find this amusing, but I could have been burnt on Thursday!

I've received news that some school property was damaged as well. Did you even care about your actions? I thought you were more responsible than that. Does your accountability subside simply because you're a teenager? (You never did explain how you fell into said predicament.)

Ionia said she never received a goodbye. Then again, you most likely saw that. Did you personally talk to anyone before leaving?

Samsam's beautiful flowers

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::Bowbow was wandering about, poking his nose into doors and such, because he's an ass like that, and he barged his way into Samsam's office wherein he saw a beautiful collection of flowers. He looked at them and saw the card attached. He had no idea who it was from, but if there was one thing Bowser was into, it was messing around with other people's personal lives.

He took the index card, then picked up a pen and a piece of paper from her desk and wrote, "Eternally yours - Resetti" on it.

He set the paper underneath the flowers and chuckled as he tossed the crumpled index card into the trash, and then left.

Oh Bowbow, you're so evil.::

Re: Samsam's beautiful flowers

[raced_god]

[BOWBOWWWWW]

Re: Samsam's beautiful flowers

[ragewithnumbers.livejournal.com]

[FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! BOWSER YOUR WINDPIPE IS AS GOOD AS MISSING IF I GET MY LIGHTS OUT 'CUZ OF YOU!

...Unless she actually likes it. Phew... Hey, I wonder... Nahhh... THEY NEVER CALL BACK.]

Re: Samsam's beautiful flowers

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Bowser you are lucky she was not around to witness the defiling of her flower flowers otherwise she would have decked you half way across the school. BUT INSTEAD Miss Aran was greeted with a lovely bouquet of flowers from...

Eternally yours - Resetti.

Oh god of ALL THE SICK JOKES. So Samus set off. To have a word with one eternally not hers, Resetti or find true owner of the MYSTERY flowers. Possibly deck him halfway across the school, depending on how said words went.

Falcon's crumpled garbage can note is missed entirely. 8'C

[raced_god]

Re: Samsam's beautiful flowers

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Sir.

Glad to do it, sir.

Did you have a good time, sir?

What did you do while you were gone, sir?

[raced_god]

Yeah, I guess I did. The F-Zero committee needed me for promotional business, and then I had a personal errand to run. How'd everything go?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Practice went well, sir, the team's comin' together fine, I'm sure you'll see when you get a look at them all tomorrow.

Things were a bit confusing at school with different teachers teachin' different things.

I met a new kid who I thought wanted to be on the team and to go here and who maybe I could work up into bein' a good football player. He was tall and thin, but I could tell from his body type that when he was a bit older he'd be able to put on a lot of muscle if he worked on it. Your body type I'd say, sir. Once he had another five years or so to work on it.

But then he left and I guess he's not gonna be playin' on the team.

You know a kid named Andy Summer, sir?

[raced_god]

Good to hear.

Heard about that, too. Hopefully it got straightened out?

Don't know an Andy Summer. Why?

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Welcome back! I missed you.

[raced_god]

Hey, thanks, Pit. How were things back here?

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Interesting! That's a good word to describe it.

Teachers switched classes, the science wing got destroyed in a giant mishap (literally!), Nester got turned into a robot, some new students showed up... I'm molting and my life stinks I think that sums it up.

Too bad you weren't here.

[raced_god]

...The science wing got destroyed?

Nester is a robot?

I should probably never leave again, huh.

[Private]

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

YES.
Wait, you fixed it all up without us?

By the way if you meet a kid named Andy and he makes some wild accusations about you he didn't hear them from me

Re: [Private]

[raced_god]

I sent the set of blueprints to Alieths III and they assembled it there. So I didn't get to build it either. Don't worry, there's still plenty for us to do.

[Private, unhackable]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[lalala I am reading the other comments, you are just the biggest bullshitter ever Falconzy Baily Summers the Stampede BV]

So how were all those dust bunnies under my bed. They were the size of Alpha Metroids last I looked, I swear. How did you manage? YOU GOT SOME 'SPLANNIN TO DO. How the hell did I put up with you for a week. The library may or may not still smell like burning you magnificent bastard. Oh my god Ollie's poor eyebrows what did you do. How do I put up with you EVER. I missed you.

You were such a brat.

[lalala of course I hacked I love hacking your shit 8C]

Oh right, the Flyer's ready and now that you're of proper driving age again we should go pick it up. ...I can't wait to see what they did with it, to be honest. But... several million sounds really... steep? Unless you've been drinking and browsing E-Buy at the same time or something, Captain.

I'll be good to take you out there whenever you're ready.

Re: [Private, unhackable]

[raced_god]

[The best bullshitter ever.]

It was wonderful it was the best under-the-bed experience I'd ever had.

[Samuuuus get ouuuuut.]

Almost two weeks, maybe? Probably about time. I'm ready when you are. Sooner rather than later, please, I told everyone that I have it already.

It's...it's somewhere. I have something like fifty bank accounts all over the world under a million different names so it's somewhere, I just have to find it.

Hey. Hey, did you get the thing?

Re: [Private, unhackable]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Now why does that not surprise me.

.....why would you ever need so many bank accounts? That's all for racing...? I knew you were loaded but...

A thing...?

Re: [Private, unhackable]

[raced_god]

Because this is me we're talking about here.

Well. Because. Uhm. I have. A lot of money. And. I don't want it all in the same place, that's just a bad idea. It's not all for racing. Or from racing.

I'll find it.

Yes. I left you a thing. Today. In your office.