Wherein Falcon announces football tryouts and whines about his age.

[raced_god]

Football tryouts. Tomorrow at the stadium, 9 am sharp. I know Max has been talking it up like crazy, but one more reminder couldn't hurt. Old players, feel free to come down too. Just because you've already played a season doesn't mean you're not welcome at tryouts. In fact, I'd like previous members there to show the new guys the ropes.

Should be fun.

I think I finally have a complete set of blueprints for the Flyer 2.0.

Uh...is that Alieths III offer still open? Hrrngh swallowing my pride hrrnghghgh It's just...going to take me way too long to rebuild on the island and I really do not think I can survive without a ship for much longer. I um. I would really appreciate it.

Business aside, how've you been?
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I think I'm wearing myself out with all this training. Ugh. I think I'm at the point where kicking the shit out of a punching bag with eyes does nothing for me. I don't know if it's me, or if kicking the shit out of a punching bag with eyes is just not exciting enough or...

I've been out of the game too long. Maybe even since I've been here. Maybe even before then, maybe even...

...Almost six years ago, now. I feel old.

I think maybe training with Max is bad for my self-esteem.

Comments

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

Omigod, I can't wait to see you all try out! Can, like, the future cheerleaders be there too?

[raced_god]

I don't see why not.

Who is doing cheerleading this year anyway?

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

Wendy Koopa!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I'll be there sir, you can count on me sir.

Be on the lookout for anybody who might be good on the line, sir. We need 'em.

[raced_god]

I know I can.

Yeah, that's right. We lost most of our big guys, didn't we?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I'm the only one left, sir. Except I guess for Knuckles and Sonic but they're short, sir.

[Private lalala]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Sorry I accidentally blew up Aliehs III last weekend oops. 8C

Of course it is. We can still customize the inside, I'm sure that'll be fun. We can install that spa on the dashboard right next to the cappuccino machine.

I-I talked with Snake yesterday but we haven't gotten that far in the log I promise I will back date the EXCITING results because I know you will ask. 8C

Fine. A little... bored, I think? Would contemplating how difficult it would be to install morph ball sized tubes around campus and more importantly wonder how long it'd take anyone to notice constitute as bored?

You sound a little bored Captain, too. What's on your mind? Aside from football. Can I come watch?

Re: [Private lalala]

[raced_god]

Sob.

I was thinking shag rug and a disco ball.

...Okay I wasn't.

It is ok I know the log is not very far but I just wanted to talk about how Max emasculates me I figure I can hear all about it later and for now I'll just take me not being killed in my sleep as a good sign.

I would do it. I'd build them for you. We could make a whole network all over campus. I mean, you'd be the only one who could use them, but you could pop out of nowhere like all the time, it would be great. Like a bunch of secret passages.

I am a little bored. I've been training a lot, but ehn. I haven't done a job in God knows how long. I'm sure you know how it feels. No. I mean yes.

Re: [Private lalala]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Max makes me feel emasculated. 8|

You would use them too if you could, I bet. Build a secret passage right to your apartment.

Only too well, Captain. Usually the Federation has a posting list of wanted bounties but I haven't taken a look in a while... usually they come crawling to me with big jobs. ...Where do you usually get yours?

[tailsofambition.livejournal.com]

I'll be there, Mr. Falcon! Knuckles told me I should try out, so I decided to come.

[raced_god]

I'll see you there.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

See you there, Captain! I hope I'm worth it!

[raced_god]

I'm sure you will be.

[rivalrazorleaf]

I'm going to give it my best, ba!

[raced_god]

That's what I like to hear.

Private conversation of Privaticus

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

Football games are nothing more than a crowded, deafening nightmare. I remember the last time Smash Academy held a game, and how severe my ears rang. Now that's a headache I would never forget anytime soon.

If it's any consideration, I was also sitting next to Goroh and Louie. The conversation is vague to me, but it was... very interesting.

Re: Private conversation of Privaticus

[raced_god]

Well fine then. You don't have to come.

[needsmoresports.livejournal.com]

Yeah football!!!!!

I'll be sure to be there, Coach!!!!

[raced_god]

That's what I like to hear.

[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

I'll totally show them how to suck as badly as I do the ropes! Heck yeah!

((strikes never existed 83))

[raced_god]

I'm sure you will.

[mister-nintendo.livejournal.com]

Really? Well I haven'ta played much football, but I think I'll give it a shot.

[raced_god]

Sounds good. See you there.

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

Papa! Ionia has made a decision. She is not going to play football. She is going to be the vice-coach.

...Is there such a thing as a vice-coach?

[raced_god]

But you did so well last year, uh...

There is, I guess. Max is my team captain but if you really don't want to play, you can help me out with rosters and and equipment and things?