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- !amy,
- !apple kid,
- !arceus,
- !ashley,
- !blacky,
- !bowser,
- !bowser jr,
- !diddy kong,
- !fang,
- !flint,
- !flurrie,
- !gage,
- !ganondorf,
- !goose,
- !goroh,
- !ho-oh,
- !hojita,
- !jeff,
- !kamek,
- !kumatora,
- !kyle,
- !lash,
- !lighter,
- !louie,
- !max,
- !nester,
- !olaf,
- !olimar,
- !otacon,
- !paula,
- !pit,
- !pokemon lucas,
- !poo,
- !raiden,
- !rayquaza,
- !shinon,
- !snake,
- !sonic,
- !tails,
- !ulki,
- !vashta,
- batman wannabe arch nemesis,
- bounty hunting is srs u gaiz,
- fab four,
- i am the best parent ever,
- wave o babies
Wherein Falcon assesses a pandemic of children.
[Falcon has a tendency to treat these kinds of things like a zombie apocalypse. Find the unaffected, gather them, and then make sure the affected don't blow up the world. So here he goes.]
Okay, I need a few things from everyone.
1. If you are not affected, tell me.
2. If you are affected, tell me. Additionally, tell me if you aged up or down, and what age you were yesterday.
3. If you are affected and DID NOT eat something from the bake sale yesterday, tell me. I have a feeling there won't be any of you.
I'm going to try and figure out the what and how and hopefully the how long. I'll keep everyone posted.
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Are you guys okay? I haven't heard from...well, any of you, really. Except Ollie. Who's hit, who's not?
I'm pretty sure it was the bake sale. Samus...if you are...uhm. Not...pre-pubescent like everyone elseI have a feeling you are...I have a sample that we can analyze. Hopefully it's not permanent...none of the stuff that goes down here ever is, but it doesn't hurt to make sure.
This is like my second date that will be RUINED why does this always happen to me.
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Oh my GOD he's like EIGHT YEARS OLD and POWERLESS this is probably your best and only opportunity. You will not have this chance again so Jesus, Falcon do yourself a favor and DON'T pussy out.
...I don't think I can bring myself to kill a kid.
Damn it.
Okay, I need a few things from everyone.
1. If you are not affected, tell me.
2. If you are affected, tell me. Additionally, tell me if you aged up or down, and what age you were yesterday.
3. If you are affected and DID NOT eat something from the bake sale yesterday, tell me. I have a feeling there won't be any of you.
I'm going to try and figure out the what and how and hopefully the how long. I'll keep everyone posted.
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Are you guys okay? I haven't heard from...well, any of you, really. Except Ollie. Who's hit, who's not?
I'm pretty sure it was the bake sale. Samus...if you are...uhm. Not...pre-pubescent like everyone else
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Oh my GOD he's like EIGHT YEARS OLD and POWERLESS this is probably your best and only opportunity. You will not have this chance again so Jesus, Falcon do yourself a favor and DON'T pussy out.
...I don't think I can bring myself to kill a kid.
Damn it.
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