Wherein a transmission is not safe for anyone's ears.

[raced_god]

[KSSSSSSHHH]--Y SHIP.

IT JUS--[FFZT FFZT BZZZZZ]--FLEW OVERHEAD.

AND I

AM NOT

IN IT.

[GUNFIRE! EXPLOSIONS!]

HELLO SUMABURA THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.

ANY AND ALL MISERABLE LITTLE SHITS WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT FUCKING IDEA TO JACK THE FLYER--I AM GOING TO [PEW PEW SHABOOM]--CKING KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD.

DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE DEAD. I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL---[BZZTKSSSSSSSSSSSH]--TAKE I--[FZZZZZZZZZZZ]--ORRY ASS AND--[BLAM BLAM KERPOW]--SH YOU WERE NEVER BORN AND [KSSSSHTFZZZZZZZT]--TIL YOU BEG FOR MERCY.

MY CAR IS IN THERE!

FUCK!

[/End transmission.]

Comments

[fist-of-win.livejournal.com]

[fist-of-win.livejournal.com]

[This maybe be the sound of Goroh laughing his ass off.]

[thewunderkind]

[Is trying to remember everything Falcon is saying in case she has to start insulting someone and be intimidating about it. Thanks, Mr.Falcon!]

[raced_god]

*Just doing my job.*

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

*SAMUS IS TORN BETWEEN LAUGHING HER ASS OFF AND GOING MOTHER FUCK NOOOOO NOT THE CAR NOT AGAIN*

..........

*TORN.*

[raced_god]

*FALCON WILL MAKE UP HER MIND.*

HEY SAMUS, WHY DON'T YOU THROW A GLANCE DOWN TO THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE SKYLINE AND SEE JUST WHAT THEY'RE FIGHTING IN MY SHIP.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Sorry Captain Falcon! Desperate times call for desperate measures... uhh... Sorry about breaking the *KKKSSSTTTT* and the *FFFFNNNGGGGbllll* And I'll be sure to replace all of the *KSSSSHT*

*Is he making this all up as a joke? Or do things really get broken? Tune in same time next week to find out!*

[raced_god]

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY INCREDIBLE DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOU AND YOUR COHORTS.

I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU, AT LEAST.

YOU ARE SO

FUCKING

DEAD.

[skitty-nyag.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's the way to talk to students. D8

[raced_god]

Miss Skitty.

Imagine for a moment, that you have a very large, very expensive spaceship, as well as a very large, very expensive car stowed in said spaceship.

Now imagine that a couple SNOT-NOSED LITTLE FUCKERS HIJACKED IT and are now USING IT to combat a VERY LARGE, VERY ANGRY PURPLE DRAGON some GOD KNOWS HOW MANY STORIES UP.

Then you can tell me how to talk to students.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

...did the aparoids just jack your Flyer?

[raced_god]

NO I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS STUDENTS.

[kagenokaabii.livejournal.com]

Ah... I'm sure whoever took it had a good reason s, sir...

[raced_god]

*Falcon has never heard your voice before but he doesn't really care at this point.*

THERE IS NEVER A GOOD REASON FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT.

[vianca]

......

B[KSSSH] infl[ZZZT]es.

[raced_god]

*I'm sorry Vianca I didn't hear that over the sound of MY SHIP BEING HIJACKED.*

[Perfectly Clear, it's delightful being in central command]

[cofrostbritches.livejournal.com]

Captain Falcon, need I remind you there are small children listening in?

[The line cuts out]

Re: [Perfectly Clear, it's delightful being in central command]

[raced_god]

FUCK YOU!

[officer-hyde.livejournal.com]

*NO MELISSA YOU DID NOT JUST HEAR THAT. EARMUFFS. audskjfhdsj shit HE WILL LAUGH HIS ASS OFF LATER BUT RIGHT NOW HE IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN BAD WORDS TO AN 8-YEAR OLD AND FAILING MISERABLY.*

[raced_god]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

*LOLOL GOOSE MAY OR MAY NOT BE ONE OF THE ONLY ONES TO THINK THIS WAS A JUSTIFIED FLACON RANT. He'd be a slew of swears himself if someone ever hijacked/took/whatever'd Sharky. Again. FAAAAAANG >B[*

[raced_god]

*IT IS THE MOST JUSTIFIED FALCON RANT OK.*

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

I am so glad I had nothing to do with this... W-wait, the whole SHIP?! *BRB BROADCASTING TO IONIA JUST IN CASE*

[raced_god]

THE WHOLE SHIP.

AND THE CAR INSIDE OF IT.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS POSSIBLY COULD HAVE HAPPENED DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SECURITY CODES YOU NEED TO EVEN ENTER THAT THING LET ALONE FLY IT!?

OH MY GOD.

[lovely-wind.livejournal.com]

*OW HELLO THERE GOES HER HEARING*

For heaven's sake, Mr. Falcon, count to ten and take a deep breath!

[raced_god]

WILL THAT UN-HIJACK MY SHIP?

I DON'T THINK SO.

[1/3]

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

*Oh, good. Falcon will be too mad at these other people to ground Ionia. A MOST SERENDIPITOUS TURN OF EVENTS INDEED.*

[2/3]

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

*Wait.*

THE BLUE FALCON [ksssssht] KIDNAPPED?!

AAAAAAAA[kssssssh]AAAAAAAA

[swordsdancerox.livejournal.com]

[KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--] FUCK [--HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT]

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

[BOOM EXPLOSIONS]..ORGET ABOUT THAT, CONCENTRATE ON THIS THING! [KSHHIIIT]

[sexy-flyer.livejournal.com]

I do not respond to that mode of address any more, Captain.

[raced_god]

COMPUTER!

COMPUTER WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

[zelly-bean.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh dear. *See keywords for everything*

[bowser-junior.livejournal.com]

[bzzztcrackle]--... Didn't do it.

[Did you ever notice Bowser has no ears?]

[ihateaxes.livejournal.com]

[BOOM]...WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANT TO JER[BZZTKSS]--N YOUR FLYER? [EXPLODE] ...wait a flyer?

EVER THINK OF INVESTING [POW!] IN AN ALARM SYSTEM? OR A COUPLE OF GUARDS?! THEN MAYBE YOUR CAR WOULDN'T GET STOLEN. YOU KNOW FOR 20 COINS[SOUND OF A CREATURE GETTING COOKED ALIVE] YOU COULD GO BUY YOURSELF A CAR CLUB.[BOOM]

Re: [Did you ever notice Bowser has no ears?]

[raced_god]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH SECURITY I HAVE ON THAT THING.

IT HIJACKED ITSELF.

...WHY AM I EVEN TELLING THIS TO YOU.

Private headset call

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

*Oly is not sure whether to comment about the ship or USING SUCH LANGUAGE PUBLICLY TO EVERYONE*

Thanks Doug, I'm sure many of the younger students (read: Ionia and her sisters) are trying to figure out half of what you said. I already have enough trouble with the girls in a school like this. Besides... it doesn't matter how reasonable your anger is over this I would NEVER yell like that TO EVERYONE. I would NEVER say things like that in the first place...

No point in arguing though as your ship being hijacked is a more serious issue right now. L-look, I have no time for this I'm going to continue fighting for my life out here over my own act of irresponsibility. You can call back if you'd like but I can't take a break, I'm going to find the girls.

Re: Private headset call

[raced_god]

The hell do you care what I broadcast over the headset?

If you don't have time for this why'd you even call?