ANIMEL WEEK

[raced_god]

[After a short trip to Pokédex.com on Sunday night, Falcon completely gave up on computers and the journal network in general. Apparently the kind of Pokémon he had become was not really one for being cooped up (doh ho ho) inside, and it wasn't long before he was completely adverse to being stuck indoors. Finding the urge to run around in the woods and jump out at ten year olds while random encounter music played a bit overwhelming, Falcon figured there was no sense in fighting instinct. It seemed silly to putz around doing human things like drive cars and wear clothes and sleep in beds when he was not, in fact, human (and also he did not want to set his apartment on fire).

He did, however, have the decency to leave a note on his office door that simply says "AROUND. -CF", albeit in complete chicken scratch, because writing is hard. I CAN MAKE THESE JOKES ALL DAY. And off he went.

Chances are you've seen him around, milling about, being a giant on-fire-bird-Pokémon-thing. He's been sleeping on various rooftops, including but not limited to the teacher's dorms, the clocktower, and Samus' firehouse.

And speaking of rooftops, enjoy your new alarm clock. Somewhere between 4:30 and 6 AM every day, Smash Academy. He can't help it.]

((OOC: Office-but-not-really-in-an-office log? This entry will serve as a general "interact with Falcon post" for the entire event. Threads can happen anytime from Monday the 12th to Friday the 17th, anywhere on campus/in the forest. Prose or [action] is a-okay with me!))

Comments

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[Well fine, Char. Pretend not to understand a very obvious "GO AWAY YOU'RE NOT WELCOME". Actions spoke louder than words anyway, as his opponent was trying to prove.

Drawing himself up to his full height--certainly taller than a Charizard--he took several bold steps towards this TOTAL JERKWAD MCGIRLFRIEND STEALER, puffing out his own chest, ruffling his feathers to look delightfully poofy even bigger.

He had not yet attempted to breathe fire but he was certain he could if the heat rising in his chest and throat was any indication. But he would save it for when TOTAL JERKWAD MCGIRLFRIEND STEALER really deserved it. For now he just blew smoke thruough his nostrils and into Char's face HOW YOU LIKE THAT.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[OH NO YOU DI~INT.

If that was how this jerk was gonna play, then fine. Fine. Char could dance that tango too. He would just have to prove his superiority according to the ancient customs and rituals of his people:

By showing off his tail a lot and engaging in meaningless acts of douchey violence.

So IF THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GONNA ACT, FALCON, he's just gonna try and trip you with that tail of his. That tail with a VERY BIG FLAME which signifies that he is very healthy and vital which are DESIRABLE QUALITIES IN A MATE. SAMUS.]

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[YEAH WELL CHAR LITTLE DO YOU KNOW that Falcon has already proven himself a very desirable mate to the point where they mate like EVERY NIGHT. SOMETIMES MORE THAN ONCE.

But if you want Falcon to do it again and prove that egg groups mean nothing and he is the bestest best mate for Samus then he will certainly oblige. Fighting fire with fire is one of his favorite things to do, after all.

He manages to avoid the tail by taking a jump backwards and decides to show off his own health and vitality in the form of flames springing to life on his wrists. LARGE ONES.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[HE SPITS IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YOUR FEEBLE LITTLE LIMPWRIST FLAMES, FALCON. He is young and in his prime and of the same species as this charming lady whereas you are just a poofy waste of space. He will prove this to you by displaying just how big of a Flamethrower he can barf up into the air. IT IS A VERY IMPRESSIVE FLAMETHROWER FALCON you should feel humbled by Char's masculinity.]

[icequeen-charan.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Yes. Look at those manly men doing excruciatingly dumb manly things like yelling and spitting in the air.

Samus was way over there enjoying those poffins. (http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/scarjo_popcorn.gif)]

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[NO because you are a STUPID FAT LIZARD and he is a regal and proud bird of prey that does not lose to stupid fat lizards. EVER.

In fact LOOK AT THAT. He snorts and tosses his head in Samus' direction because she is eating HIS PRESENT AND NOT YOURS, CHAR.

Falcon is not sure if he knows Flamethrower. Probably not but he is going to do his best to lunge forward and puke flames all over the place. The plume is extremely uncontrolled and not really a Pokemon move at all but it is TOTALLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM because it's a lot of fire, accompanied by even larger flames surrounding his fists and forearms. BLAAAARRGHH.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[OBVIOUSLY she is saving the best for last, because that is the only reason somebody would eat such a mediocre cop-out gift first. Also: that was a BAD flamepuke and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. You are acting like a Torchic that is choking on something. Char is totally going to put his smugface on because you are TERRIBLE AT BEING A POKEMON.

Check out that tail flame, dude. It is not only huge, it is BLUISH WHITE because it BURNS WITH RIGHTEOUS LOVE. He laughs at your pukey efforts and will now show you BETTER FIRE by attempting to SET YOU ON FIRE. With his way more impressive Flamethrower. Blaaaarf.]

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[YEAH WELL he's only been a Pokemon for like three days and he's totally doing much better in those three days than you have your whole life and Blazkien aren't known for barfing fire that's barbaric and lacks FINESSE. And also Samus hates your gift she totally thinks it's gross.

He is honestly a bit relieved that it degenerates into a fight because showy kung-fu with his fists on fire and feet on fire is what he does best.

TUCK AND ROLL as the flamethrower nearly singes his adorable poofy tail. He turns on the spot and leaps at Char.

Falcon paaaaaaaaaawnch.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[YEAH WELL. Falcon punch, meet kidneypunch. ELECTRIC KIDNEYPUNCH. That's right. He's just gonna meet your punch with a THUNDERPUNCH. And the manliest of warcries. A mighty stentorian roar that would make even the most stalwart of souls quiver with trepidation.]

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[The impact is EXPLOSIVE and Falcon skids backward on all fours. At this point he is as poofy as he can possibly get, the weird hair-feathers flared out and every inch of his being bristling with anger and energy (possibly with help from the electricity). GIANT COCK IS PISSED.

He answers Char's roar with a cry of his own, an incredibly obnoxious, incredibly loud crow that sounds like the auditory lovechild of a giant rooster and an equally large, indeterminate bird of prey.

Sure to shatter the eardrums of anyone in the general vicinity.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Anything you can yell, Char can yell louder. He can yell anything louder than you.]

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[NO YOU CAN'T]

[icequeen-charan.livejournal.com]

[Poffins. In earholes.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[YES I CAN]

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[NO YOU CAN'T]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[YES I CAN]

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

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[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[Samus this would be so much easier if you would just declare Falcon the defacto winner already so then Falcon could gloat at Char for being the best around and also rub it in his face that he didn't really need to prove anything because SAMUS' HEART WAS HIS ALL ALONG SO THERE.

Though it appears that is not going to happen so once the screaming match is finished he straightens up, still very much on fire and still very much pissed off, snorts some more smoke at Char and goes to show off his poofiness for Samus instead.]

[icequeen-charan.livejournal.com]

[Oh good. They stopped screaming.

Samus has a thing for birds I mean come on, look how delightfully poofy he is. BUT WHAT IS THIS. ALL THE POFFINS ARE GONE. THE RABBIT IS MYSTERIOUSLY MISSING AS WELL. She is just really hungry okay.]

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[Hey Samus. Hey Samus check me out aren't I regal and impressive with all my glorious beautiful feathers and doesn't it make you want to snuggle me and/or show some affirmation that I am the alpha male and do it right in front of Char.

I will bring you a dozen dead rabbits.]

[icequeen-charan.livejournal.com]

[She really thinks all this is INCREDIBLY STUPID and kind of entertaining if nothing else but fluffy birdman gets visual contact and a tail wag.]

I have no pogle equivalent to this face

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[WHAT. WHAAAAAT. But his roaring was louder and his fire was better and his present was deader. THIS IS BULLCRAP.

W-well fine jeez. WHATEVER. SHE WASN'T THAT HOT ANYWAY. SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSING OUT ON. Sob.]

[fire-pawnch.livejournal.com]

[Oh what's that Char? She likes me best? GOSH who woulda thunk.

Falcon turns to Char and bristles, letting out an angry squawk that more or less equates to "ok thank you for playing goodbye don't let the door hit you on the way out get off our roof or I will make you get off".

Only the most impressive of courtship dances can save you now.]

i am the worst roleplayer ever

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[The most impressive of courtship dances, you say...?

Clearly he only has one option left to him.

HE MUST DANCE... THE FORBIDDEN DANCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RVZvUJDTUE).]