A very substantial entry brought to you by the letter D.

[raced_god]

[MONDAY, JUNE FOURTEENTH OF THE YEAR TWO-THOUSAND AND TEN.

There is a blue hovercar in the parking lot. It is taking up its usual two and a half spots. What could this possibly mean.]

Someone parked their radioactive vomit-mobile in my spot. I took the liberty of breaking into it and hot-wiring it and moving it.

Class on Friday afternoons like always. Hope I didn't miss too much.
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Brought you a present.

Comments

[sparkybrawler.livejournal.com]

hi!! welcome back... um. whoever you are!

[raced_god]

Falcon. I teach physics. You are?

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

You're alive!

[raced_god]

Of course I'm alive.

[Lalala private]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

You made it back in one piece after all.

[Here we go-ooo]

[raced_god]

More or less.

I got your transmission.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

[M...Moved it? THIS DOES NOT SOUND GOOD.]

I do hope you didn't damage said vomit-mobile in the process.

[raced_god]

I don't know. Who ever owns it couldn't be bothered to check if they were in the right parking spot, so I couldn't be bothered to check for damage.

PLS HOLD FOR ICON SPAM 1/???

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

You're back...?

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[rivalrazorleaf]

[So once upon a time ago TWO BOYS set out on a mission to make Falcon ONE THOUSAND PAPER HATS for his birthday. Like cranes, but not. This took a LONG TIME and they were finally DONE and now they were all over the place. Outside his office. Around his classroom. A few were sitting daintily on top of his car once they noticed it was back. HATS. HATS EVERYWHERE.]

Welcome back ba...!

[raced_god]

[HATS.

HATS EVERYWHERE.]

...Thank you.

A-action log

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

[Guess who's quick to look for Dougie Jay in person. Uh oh...]

...Welcome back. I've missed you so much, Doug. Thank God you're safe. [Sincere smile. It looks like he wants to buddy-hug you.]

[raced_god]

[Falcon looks up from his paperwork. Then looks right back down again.]

Hi.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Welcome back.

So I guess we'll have physics start up again.

Third time's the charm, I guess.

[raced_god]

I'll offer more extra credit opportunities. Offer them earlier.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

[raced_god]

[reversepikatrap.livejournal.com]

I don't think we've met. Who're you?

[raced_god]

Falcon. I'm the physics teacher.

[prrrrivate]

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

Papa!! Welcome home! Ionia missed you very much!

[And the only thing better than Papa is Papa with presents oh boy oh boy]

A present! What did you bring me, Papa?

Re: [prrrrivate]

[raced_god]

[Beep beep here comes the dadmobile knocking on your door with presents in hand because damat he missed you.]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Radioactive vomit-mobile?

[raced_god]

Yeah, if you're going to buy a car, make sure it doesn't look like Swamp Thing chewed up some glow sticks and spit them out all over it.

[inb4failbro.livejournal.com]

Radioactive vomit-mobile? I've heard of alternative energy, but why in the world would anyone call a vehicle that?

[raced_god]

It is my endearing term for the color of the vehicle.

I don't think we've met.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Took you long enough, coach.

[raced_god]

Had a lot to take care of.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

[FRESH MEAAAAT]

br? Cake?

[raced_god]

No.

SOMETIME AFTER SAMUS MAKES FALCON SAD

[proud-soldier.livejournal.com]

Hey. Welcome back.

...do you have any spare time to plan that joint lesson?

[raced_god]

Thanks.

I have all the spare time in the world because I will NOT be having sex tonight. Or tomorrow night. Or probably the night after.

Sure. Where would you like to meet up?

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

Welcome back poyoyo!

Poyo radioactive vomit-mobile poyo? That kind of sounds gross poyo.

[raced_god]

Thanks, Kirbs.

It's just the color of the car.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Mr. Falcon! Hey, welcome back, sir!

Didja bring me a gift from space, huh? Huh?

[raced_god]

No gifts for you

Thank you. Didn't miss too much, I hope.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

'Radioactive vomit-mobile'?

... Haaaaahahahahaha. [He has no right to laugh with a gyrocopter like his, honestly.]

Oh yeah, welcome back, I guess. Heh.

[raced_god]

Yeah it's basically atrocious.

Thanks, I guess.

[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

Vomit-mobile, hmm? An interesting way to describe a vehicle...

I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met. I'm Giovanni Moretti, the new Geology teacher. I assume you are one of the teachers as well?

[raced_god]

When you see it, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.

More or less. I teach physics.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, Captain! I missed you!

[raced_god]

Thanks, Pit. How was everything while I was gone?