Wherein Falcon has no hair and a longer entry is forthcoming.

[raced_god]

[Falcon did not come into school on Thursday.

Today, however, he is here. He is wearing the usual jeans and a t-shirt, but he is also sporting his helmet. It's a very silly combination, but the Captain seems to either not notice, or not care. In either case, he is very obviously pretending that absolutely nothing has happened regarding April Fool's Day, and that absolutely nothing is wrong.

Have at it.]

Comments

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

[Hey Falcon. Have a freckle-less kid staring at you.]

[raced_god]

[Falcon is one-hundred-percent nonchalant.]

Hey Jeff.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me... Someone glued your helmet to your head?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Hey Farukonchan, have a Makkusu.

Makkusu has two weights strapped and glued to his arms. And Flak's helmet on his head. He's sort of scowling::

[raced_god]

Hey, Max.

Doing all right?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I got Flak's crummy helmet stuck to my head.

Why are you wearin' your helmet inside? Somebody glue it to your head, too?

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

::RING RING RING::

::RING RING RING::

::RING RING RING::

::YOUR HELMET IS RINGING::

[raced_god]

Hello? Who is this?

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Hello, Mr. Kyle. Mr. Kyle, there's a whole lot of empty perfume bottles in my room! I have no idea where they came from. Do you think that somebody's lost them? In my room?

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

[Bob looks like she's about to cry herself. Her white hair is bright yellow.]

Are you alright?

[raced_god]

Yeah, I am. [LIE]

They got you, huh?

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

[A certain non-Falcon captain took notice in his silly combination. This captain also noticed that Falcon was absent on April Fool's day.]

All right, what happened?

[raced_god]

Nothing.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[You see this face? This is the face Samus is giving Falcon. This exact face.]

[raced_god]

Your hair is.

Really green.

[animu-nerd.livejournal.com]

[Lalalala walking along...]

[animu-nerd.livejournal.com]

[AGHHH]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[Have a dick with pink hair pass by]

Nice helmet.

[raced_god]

Nice hair.

[camo-box.livejournal.com]

[Snake is sitting on one of the benches on campus and sees Flacon walk by. With. That. Helmet. He doesn't say anything but his eyes slowly follow him as he walks.]

[raced_god]

[Falcon is kind of in a bad mood and of course notices that Snake is WATCHING HIM.]

What.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

[Flint just gives him a tip of the hat and goes his way. Perhaps because he senses a kindred spirit.]

[raced_god]

[SOB]

[drawin-on-trees.livejournal.com]

[Skull Kid pelts him in the back of the head with some Deku nuts, then runs away giggling.]

[raced_god]

You little--!

[HE GIVES CHASE]