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Captain Falcon ([personal profile] raced_god) wrote2008-12-22 11:13 pm

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Hope everyone's having a good break. I'll see you all when you get back.
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It's up in the air when these get delivered. I'm assuming the Fab Five will get together for Christmas at some point, and they'll get their gifts then.

Falcon hasn't done Christmas in so long he basically tried as hard as he possibly could.

Ollie: A set of fancy-pants field guides that, spread throughout several volumes, contain about every animal and plant imaginable. He wrapped them out of order. On purpose.

Samus: A leather biking jacket. It's totally custom. Except he didn't know her size so he said "small but leave room for boobs". It probably magically fits. There's also a note that says he'll help install a G-Diffuser on the bike if she still wants one and he'll probably end up supplying the G-Diffuser too.

Snake: Falcon had a hard time coming up with something for Snake. In the end, he bought him a hunting knife set (and they are pretty cool but he wonders why the most suitable gifts for his friends are weapons), put it in a HUGE BOX, and filled the box with as many packing peanuts as he possibly could. And then threw in some Nicotine patches for lulz.

Otacon: The lame-ass vest from the Grand Prix that he asked for. Falcon got a bunch of the racers (that don't want to kill him) to sign it. It's probably worth buttloads on E-Bay. Also some treats for Fuzzie.

Kyle: A fancy-pants sparkly laser pistol that I'm sure Kyle will never figure out how to use. Falcon's reasoning is that laser guns don't use bullets and are therefore superior. Besides, Kyle, if you're going to be in the Fab Five you need a space gun. Falcon also kind of anticipated that Kyle would have no idea what to do with it so there's a nice bottle of hard liquor (of your choosing!) in there as well.

Jeff: Sent a package to Winters with A BILLION F-ZERO COASTERS some stuff he brought back from the Grand Prix. There's also a shiny new welding blowtorch that looks like it came from space and several unopened containers of explosive chemicals that may or may not have been swiped borrowed from the restricted section of the chemistry supply closet.

Ionia: When Falcon found out that she'd be spending Christmas with him he ran out and bought a small tree for his apartment and lights and ornaments and tinsel for her to decorate it because like hell is he going to deny her a proper Christmas. AND THEN THERE IS HER F-ZERO. Which. Isn't finished because he's a lazy douche. But he's going to pretend he did that on purpose and they're going to finish building it together. It goes about five miles an hour and is the hovercar equivalent of Powerwheels. He also took care of any winter clothes she may have been lacking. BECAUSE HE'S THE BEST DAD EVER HRRRNGH.

The football team: Every member gets a box of chocolates because they kicked Squeenix Seminary's ass last game. BI
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I'm spending Christmas with Ionia but I wasn't sure if you guys had anything planned. I'm open to hang out whenever. If I don't see any of you before New Year's have a good holiday.

[Private to everyone involved, unhackable]

[identity profile] animu-nerd.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Alright!

Have a good Christmas, Falcon.

Re: [Private to everyone involved, unhackable]

[identity profile] animu-nerd.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! It's been very nice so far this year.

[Private, to Falcon only]
I'll probably be in my door for most of the holidays, since Samus has brought me the samples I needed to start the work on Snake's vaccine.
[/Private]

Private to Doug only, unhackable

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Thank you for taking her in for Christmas, I'm trying to see if I can do something with all the girls that day and manage to have it with my family.

Or are you still not talking to me?

Re: Private to Doug only, unhackable

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell are you talking about?

Re: Private to Doug only, unhackable

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, because everything has to be about you...

I told you it had absolutely nothing to do with you! Had you upset me at the time I would have actually said something, I don't have the time or energy for trying to do something like that!
Edited 2008-12-23 06:48 (UTC)

Re: Private to Doug only, unhackable

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's none of your concern, why should I?

Re: Private to Doug only, unhackable

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
My apologies, sometimes I'm not as overly sensitive ((lie)) and willing to make myself an open book like you expect me to be!

Do you like to tell everyone everything that is bothering you? No, I do not think so because unlike you Doug, I don't have alcohol to drown out my stress.

That's not the problem either, I trust you enough with that.

Re: ((WUT CAN I SAY LOL))

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think anyone could just fix it.


Re: ((WUT CAN I SAY LOL))

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Give it a shot, like hell I have been able to.

Re: ((WUT CAN I SAY LOL))

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It would sound stupid.

Re: ((WUT CAN I SAY LOL))

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so sorry

Re: ((WUT CAN I SAY LOL))

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Forgiveness

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[[spoilers: it totally does not have this symbol (http://nintendo-scene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/img_0874.JPG) on the back of it in MSpaint orange.

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I wish I had plans...

You'll have your codec on right? We can keep in touch if anything comes up.

If not, Happy Holidays and all that.

Re: Private to.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Of course; it's my favoritest thing in the whole wide world to bother him whenever possible. ♥

I think I just might have to agree.

Oh, you'll grace us with your presence at some point? I'll keep my pants on.

Re: Private to.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Only on Tuesdays.

If you say so.

[identity profile] ionianmode.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
*Ionia does not care if there is Some Assembly Required because AAAA HER VERY OWN CAR AT LAST ALL HER DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE *A* Falcon you have made her first Christmas the best Christmas.*
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[personal profile] thewunderkind 2008-12-23 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
*Lash may have eaten all those chocolates in one sitting and is running around in a hyperactive manner*

[identity profile] camo-box.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure what I'm doing on Christmas, but I'm assuming it will have something to do with Otacon and Samus. So, give us a call over the holidays if you want to do something. If you wanted to bring Ionia over with you I'm sure we wouldn't be too vulgar.

And thanks for the gift, by the way. And the big box. I can use it for other things.

[identity profile] animu-nerd.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm not going to stay locked in my room all break mostly

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
::Max thought he'd be prudent and eat only one or two, but ended up eating the entire box in one sitting because, well, he was hungry::

Thank you, sir! The chocolates are were very good!

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2008-12-24 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Merry Christmas to you too, sir.