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Hope everyone's having a good break. I'll see you all when you get back.
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It's up in the air when these get delivered. I'm assuming the Fab Five will get together for Christmas at some point, and they'll get their gifts then.
Falcon hasn't done Christmas in so long he basically tried as hard as he possibly could.
Ollie: A set of fancy-pants field guides that, spread throughout several volumes, contain about every animal and plant imaginable. He wrapped them out of order. On purpose.
Samus: A leather biking jacket. It's totally custom. Except he didn't know her size so he said "small but leave room for boobs". It probably magically fits. There's also a note that says he'll help install a G-Diffuser on the bike if she still wants oneand he'll probably end up supplying the G-Diffuser too.
Snake: Falcon had a hard time coming up with something for Snake. In the end, he bought him a hunting knife set (and they are pretty cool but he wonders why the most suitable gifts for his friends are weapons), put it in a HUGE BOX, and filled the box with as many packing peanuts as he possibly could. And then threw in some Nicotine patches for lulz.
Otacon: Thelame-ass vest from the Grand Prix that he asked for. Falcon got a bunch of the racers (that don't want to kill him) to sign it. It's probably worth buttloads on E-Bay. Also some treats for Fuzzie.
Kyle: A fancy-pants sparkly laser pistol that I'm sure Kyle will never figure out how to use. Falcon's reasoning is that laser guns don't use bullets and are therefore superior. Besides, Kyle, if you're going to be in the Fab Five you need a space gun. Falcon also kind of anticipated that Kyle would have no idea what to do with it so there's a nice bottle of hard liquor (of your choosing!) in there as well.
Jeff: Sent a package to Winters withA BILLION F-ZERO COASTERS some stuff he brought back from the Grand Prix. There's also a shiny new welding blowtorch that looks like it came from space and several unopened containers of explosive chemicals that may or may not have been swiped borrowed from the restricted section of the chemistry supply closet.
Ionia: When Falcon found out that she'd be spending Christmas with him he ran out and bought a small tree for his apartment and lights and ornaments and tinsel for her to decorate it because like hell is he going to deny her a proper Christmas. AND THEN THERE IS HER F-ZERO. Which. Isn't finished because he's a lazy douche. But he's going to pretend he did that on purpose and they're going to finish building it together. It goes about five miles an hour and is the hovercar equivalent of Powerwheels. He also took care of any winter clothes she may have been lacking. BECAUSE HE'S THE BEST DAD EVER HRRRNGH.
The football team: Every member gets a box of chocolates because they kicked Squeenix Seminary's ass last game. BI
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I'm spending Christmas with Ionia but I wasn't sure if you guys had anything planned. I'm open to hang out whenever. If I don't see any of you before New Year's have a good holiday.
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It's up in the air when these get delivered. I'm assuming the Fab Five will get together for Christmas at some point, and they'll get their gifts then.
Falcon hasn't done Christmas in so long he basically tried as hard as he possibly could.
Ollie: A set of fancy-pants field guides that, spread throughout several volumes, contain about every animal and plant imaginable. He wrapped them out of order. On purpose.
Samus: A leather biking jacket. It's totally custom. Except he didn't know her size so he said "small but leave room for boobs". It probably magically fits. There's also a note that says he'll help install a G-Diffuser on the bike if she still wants one
Snake: Falcon had a hard time coming up with something for Snake. In the end, he bought him a hunting knife set (and they are pretty cool but he wonders why the most suitable gifts for his friends are weapons), put it in a HUGE BOX, and filled the box with as many packing peanuts as he possibly could. And then threw in some Nicotine patches for lulz.
Otacon: The
Kyle: A fancy-pants sparkly laser pistol that I'm sure Kyle will never figure out how to use. Falcon's reasoning is that laser guns don't use bullets and are therefore superior. Besides, Kyle, if you're going to be in the Fab Five you need a space gun. Falcon also kind of anticipated that Kyle would have no idea what to do with it so there's a nice bottle of hard liquor (of your choosing!) in there as well.
Jeff: Sent a package to Winters with
Ionia: When Falcon found out that she'd be spending Christmas with him he ran out and bought a small tree for his apartment and lights and ornaments and tinsel for her to decorate it because like hell is he going to deny her a proper Christmas. AND THEN THERE IS HER F-ZERO. Which. Isn't finished because he's a lazy douche. But he's going to pretend he did that on purpose and they're going to finish building it together. It goes about five miles an hour and is the hovercar equivalent of Powerwheels. He also took care of any winter clothes she may have been lacking. BECAUSE HE'S THE BEST DAD EVER HRRRNGH.
The football team: Every member gets a box of chocolates because they kicked Squeenix Seminary's ass last game. BI
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I'm spending Christmas with Ionia but I wasn't sure if you guys had anything planned. I'm open to hang out whenever. If I don't see any of you before New Year's have a good holiday.

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Have a good Christmas, Falcon.
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I'll probably be in my door for most of the holidays, since Samus has brought me the samples I needed to start the work on Snake's vaccine.
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...Just keep me posted.
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Or are you still not talking to me?
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...If you think I'm going to be a shitty parent just say so.
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Did I not handle the situation well enough or something?
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Of course, because everything has to be about you...I told you it had absolutely nothing to do with you! Had you upset me at the time I would have actually said something, I don't have the time or energy for trying to do something like that!
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I came home and you weren't even happy to see me. I asked what the problem was and you said I "just didn't get it" to forget you even tried.
I think I deserve an explanation.
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Obviously it is my concern because there's clearly a problem and you won't tell me what it is.
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Do you like to tell everyone everything that is bothering you? No, I do not think so because unlike you Doug, I don't have alcohol to drown out my stress.
That's not the problem either, I trust you enough with that.
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But if you have a problem with me or something I do then I'd like to hear it.
((Aaaaand the alcohol comment was probably not the best one to make.))
...You know what. Fuck it. Fuck you.
I'll drop Ionia off on Christmas and pick her up whenever your family shit is done.
((WUT CAN I SAY LOL))
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I AM SO CONFUSED.Just come over.
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I wish I had plans...
You'll have your codec on right? We can keep in touch if anything comes up.
If not, Happy Holidays and all that.
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You're not doing anything with Snake?
The four
five?of us should still celebrate...whenever. It doesn't really matter if it's on Christmas or not.I feel like we're more suited for New Year's anyway.Yep. Codec's always on.
I'm sure I'll swing by at some point on Christmas...
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I think I just might have to agree.Oh, you'll grace us with your presence at some point? I'll keep my pants on.
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...I would be very surprised if you didn't.
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Only on Tuesdays.If you say so.
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And thanks for the gift, by the way. And the big box. I can use it for other things.
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I plan on stopping by at some point on Christmas anyway, maybe when Ionia is with her sisters. And I think the four of us should definitely get together for New Year's.
It's no problem.
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Thank you, sir! The chocolates
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