I was so not going to jump on this bandwagon.

[raced_god]

*Falcon returned from the Grand Prix expecting massive ego stroking and instead got two screaming lolis, a boyfriend that is mad at him for no apparent reason, lots of Samus snarkings, and a partridge in a pear tree.

He's not in a good mood.

For the most part he's completely indifferent to the mistletoe save two incidents. So he's not really making any kind of effort to avoid or get people under them. He's basically just bitching and moaning to himself with the occasional "put on a happy face and say hi to select people" and "let's play piss Samus off".

HAVE AT IT.*

Comments

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

*Kirby comes along and Chuuuuuu~ ♥*

[raced_god]

*Awww Kirbs. Who can possibly say no to your kissus.*

(Dated to after talking with Samus)

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

*Of course, Olimar was never mad AT him nor knew Falcon thought that so as he's still walking through the halls all slouched and grumpy, he accidentally comes across boyfriend yay*

...Hi Doug.

Re: (Dated to after talking with Samus)

[raced_god]

*Oh. Hello boyfriend. And it looks like you're still pissed about something.*

...Hi.

*Keeps oooooon walkin'.*

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

*Goose obviously would not agree to sunglasses buddy kisses, so here, have a m-manri~ shoulder clap instead!*

[raced_god]

*That is a pretty manly shoulder-clap. Thank you Goose.*

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

*Ionia is giving out EXACTLY TWO icky little gill-kisses because touching faces is for LOSERS. Leader was one and lucky Papa Falcon gets to be gill-kiss number two. Chuuu~*

[raced_god]

*What they are not icky they are full of little pikloli love. Ionia gets a Farukon Kissu in return.*

[spunkynimbi.livejournal.com]

THY FAIR PRINCE PHOENIX!

*Dashes to under the mistletoe and tries to tounge-kiss Falcon*

[raced_god]

WHAT.

WHAT.

*EPIC PUSHING AWAY*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

[thewunderkind]

*Quick hug, but she's short so it only goes to his waste. This hugging buisness is getting addictive.*

[raced_god]

*Awww Lash can have a Farukon hug.*

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

*MANLY FISTBUMP*

[raced_god]

*RESPEK KNUCKLES*

[fist-of-win.livejournal.com]

*He doesn't care about traditions and JUST KEEPS WALKING*

[raced_god]

*Walks on by like you DON'T EXIST.*

[grassanova.livejournal.com]

*smooch~*

[raced_god]

*Okay did not expect this at all. Stands a little dumbfounded for a moment wondering why the student he's spoken to maybe twice feels the need to kissu him.*

OH COMEON YOU HAVE THE ICON FOR IT

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

OKAY HERE IS A BIT OF GODMODDING I'M SORRY.

[raced_god]

*Falcon is passing Ganondorf in the hallway when SUDDENLY the King of the Gerudos TRIPS SPECTACULARLY!*

[swordofkings.livejournal.com]

*this is your friendly neighborhood ninja passing by you in the hallway*

[raced_god]

*Oh hello friendly neighborhood ninja I'm not sure if I can ever look you in the eye again.*

KISSY KISSY KISSY?

[superluckystar.livejournal.com]

Re: KISSY KISSY KISSY?

[raced_god]

*IS A BIT OBLIVIOUS TO THE PLANTS ABOVE THEM.*

Uh...hi?

[pudgy-purple.livejournal.com]

*CUTE EYES*

[raced_god]

*Ahhh cannot resist. Petunia gets a Farukon Kissu on the forehead.*

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

*Puppy eyes!*

[raced_god]

*Oh fff. Smee you get some furruffles.*

[madyoyoskillz.livejournal.com]

*wait what mistletoe oshi--

raises hand for high-five time* Congrats on the win, Mr. Falcon!

[raced_god]

*THIS IS THE MANLIEST HI-FIVE THAT EVER EXISTED AW YEAAAAH.*

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

*MANLY PUNCHES PLEASE. PLEASE. In a less-than-affectionate way.*

[raced_god]

[time-cop.livejournal.com]

*..Small wave and sighs*

[raced_god]

*OH HEY WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT QQQ?*

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

*she totes gets him back later by zapping him in the butt*

[raced_god]

*SO WORTH IT.*