ATTENTION SUMABURA YOU ARE ALL IN HUGE TROUBLE.

[raced_god]

Quite the party last night.

Just because I am a drunkard does not make it okay for the rest of you.

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[rougefemfatale.livejournal.com]

What happened now...

[raced_god]

I busted a party last night.

[fireytrap.livejournal.com]

For the record Lopunny didn't drink at all please don't punish him.

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[raced_god]

If he's a minor and he's at a party where drinking is going on, it's still possession.

Sorry.

[prettybunnyboy.livejournal.com]

YOUDIDN'TEITHER.

I swear. We're good kid-things-children...people. 8|;

ANDYEAH. WE WEREN'T THERE TOTALLY.

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much...

[raced_god]

...no problem.

[twili-zant.livejournal.com]

Tch.

[raced_god]

...Hello.

Are you new here?

[pudgy-purple.livejournal.com]

I am very very very sorry grandpa I did not know parties are bad

Thank you for stopping it before something bad happened to somebody

[raced_god]

Not all parties are bad, Petunia. Just parties with alcohol and rowdy teenagers.

You didn't drink anything, did you?

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Falcon my eyes are fucking burning and I'm blaming you.
I was blind for a couple of minutes jesus christ.

[raced_god]

Ah, geez.

I will apologize for that.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

...

What the fuck? D:

[raced_god]

There was a party last night.

[too-dimented.livejournal.com]

For the record, Mr. Falcon, ROB and I aren't minors. He's in his twenties, and I'm in the same boat as Vivian, over 1000 years old.

And ROB was behaving nicely. Don't persecute him for anything.

[raced_god]

Unfortunately the very act of your being there with alcohol and minors is grounds for citation.

[gotthenack.livejournal.com]

...Totally worth it.

[raced_god]

If you say so.

[watermelon-yum.livejournal.com]

Is...is Yoshi going to jail??? D:

[raced_god]

No, Yoshi, you're not going to jail.

[twilightprincess]

Nice to see that I came back at a pleasant time.

[raced_god]

You missed quite the shindig.

[illstopyourswop.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that wasn't a penguin who first tried to crash the party!

Not to say YOU were one!

[raced_god]

I uh...

I do what I can.

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

Am I getting arrested, Mr. Falcon?

[raced_god]

No, you're not getting arrested.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Aw. Awwww.
Don't be grumpy because we had an awesome party and you didn't, Falcon. We might invite you next time.

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

I dunno bra, he seems like the type of guy who only gets drunk when no one's watching.

[clobbadatkirbeh.livejournal.com]

And thank you for helping me... I alone couldnt had done a proper busting...
I was making sure that upon your arrival, no one had an alcoholic overdose leading to trauma and broken body parts... or drunk swimming.

[raced_god]

...When I showed up you screamed and ran.

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

We'll see you in court. Even if you won't see us. You know. Cause you don't have eyes.

[raced_god]

...There's absolutely nothing to dispute.

You're lucky I didn't call the police.

If you want to go to court over me busting a party and giving detention, which, as a faculty member, I am perfectly licensed to do, then fine. It's a waste of your money.

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Y-your'e not going to notify our families, are you?

For the record, I was simply escorting home two of my friends who were intoxicated. I was sober the whole time.

[raced_god]

*SIIIIIGH*

Considering this is a first-time citation for almost everyone, I don't see why letters should be sent home unless it happens again.

Look, everyone's got excuses. A lot of the kids at the party were legal. The thing is, if you're at a party with minors and there's booze, it's illegal for everyone.

[swordofkings.livejournal.com]

I humbly await my punishment sir.

[raced_god]

Thank you for looking after Petunia.